Tuesday was a good day. After work I watched some TV and then met up with “X” for dinner at Manuel’s. I love that place. I could eat their Sopa de Tortilla every day, or the Pollo en Mole con Queso. mmmmm Ugh, now I’m craving it again!

It was very nice dinner and I had a nice time getting to know “X”. Hopefully there will be more dinners in the future.

Wednesday night was game night. Eric, Michelle, Randy and I met up at the Taco Cabana by my apartment for dinner and margaritas. I swear they have the best margaritas in town, and strong too!

Afterward we went to my place to watch the finale of America’s Next Top Model. Randy always pretends like he’s not into it, but last night he was shushing us so he could hear every word.

I was disappointed that Analeigh didn’t win, but McKey is actually a pretty good model. I just like Analeigh more because she seemed so nice.

I’ve started working on my Christmas cards already. I’m designing my own again this year. I’m very excited about that because last year I got too busy and bought cards. I’m never happy with store bought things.

Well I had more to say, but I got distracted and now I don’t know what it was. Pity.

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I had a decent weekend. Friday night I stayed in. I was still pretty tired from going out on Wednesday. I watched a lot of TiVo and napped, then took a sleeping pill so I could sleep through the night.

Saturday I got up early and went to Mel’s house to work with her about putting it up for sale. This will be my first sales listing! Yays!

I hung out with Robert at the mall after that. I didn’t buy anything. I couldn’t find anything that I had to have. I’m so not happy with what’s out there right now. I should learn how to sew and buy a machine so I can make my own shirts.

I’m kind of stuck between sizes right now, so shirts are either too big or too small. I’m 6′1″ but I’m built small, so I can usually wear a size small shirt, however sometimes they are just a bit too tight and the mediums are just too big.

Saturday night I went to the Rusty Spur. I had a great time dancing. A few people mentioned to me that my picture was in the weekly Texas magazine that covers Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio. It was kind of exciting until I saw the picture. It’s a horrible picture! I was dancing with Jeffery and my mouth is all open! I must have been laughing about something. Jeffery and I laugh almost the entire time we’re dancing. If I can find the pic online I’ll post it.

Jim, the owner of the spur, asked me to enter the “Mr Rusty Spurs” contest. I’m thinking about it. I’d need to lose about 8 pounds before I’d be comfortable doing that, and this would be a good incentive, so I’m going to try. If I can do well this week and lose some weight, I’ll enter.

At the end of the night I started feeling sick and by the time I went to bed I thought I was going to die. I woke up in such pain and my entire body ached.

I felt bad just about all day, so I just slept and laid on the couch all day watching TV. I went to the store to get some groceries and OJ and by mid afternoon I finally started feeling better.

I don’t have much going on this week. I’m working on designing my Christmas card and I really need to clean my apartment and do laundry.

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After work yesterday I went to meet up with Eric and Randy at Baby Acapulco’s for dinner. Eric, being the jokester he is, had told Randy that he invited Zac to join us. I didn’t know about this until I showed up to dinner and Randy asked who this Zac person was that Eric had invited.

I immediately thought of Zac Efron, because I know how Eric is, but something about the way Randy said it made me think Eric really was inviting someone else.

When Eric showed up Randy kept asking who Zac was and Eric would just giggle. He finally said Zac Efron, but poor Randy still didn’t get it. We had to spell it out for him.

Ok and now a tip for anyone that waits tables. If you card one person at the table, you should card EVERYONE. I did not appreciate that Randy and Eric got carded and not me. Eric is 39 and Randy is 23. I gave the waiter my stankiest stank face for that one. It’s just RUDE.

After dinner Eric and I went to see High School Musical 3. Randy didn’t want to go along. The movie wasn’t as good as #2, but still ok. Eric and I were the only gay men in the theater and only 2 of 4 men at all… not that it was crowded in there! I think there were a total of 11 people including us.

Eric and I had a good time making fun of the movie and substituting our own dialogue, and direction. Although, most of the dialogue pretty much provided its own unintended humor.

After the movie we met up with Randy at ‘Bout Time, which is my least favorite bar in Austin. It’s creepy and it’s where the scariest gays go to die. Or at least the ones to lazy to drive downtown.

I thought it was perfectly fitting that when the DJ (who was also the bartender) played Rihanna’s “Disturbia” that 80% of the patrons sang along and shouted the chorus. There could not be a more fitting word for that bar and the majority of its patrons; “Disturbia.”

We didn’t stay too long at ‘Bout Time and the boys decided we should go downtown to OCH. I was against it, but I stupidly went anyway because Randy promised we wouldn’t stay long. We ended up staying until 1:15am. LIARS.

I did have fun though. OCH was doing there text message flirt board thing. It’s pretty fun. They have the chat screen on all the TVs. You send a text message to the OCH number and it auto assigns you a 4 digit codename. You can text whatever you want and it shows up on all the screens with your 4 digit code. If you know someone else’s code you can send a text to the OCH number, put their code at the beginning of your message and it will be shown on the TV and go to that person’s cell phone.

So the fun is figuring out who is what 4digit code and flirting. That pretty much occupied us all night and it didn’t take long to figure out what codes belong to people because as soon as you’d text a code you’d see someone check their phone. You just have to pay attention to that, and to what people are watching the TVs for texts.

Of course if everyone in your group knows your 4digit code then you certainly can’t flirt anonymously because it’s all over all the TV screens. It’s still super fun.

We spent a big of time at Rain listening to people butcher sappy love songs doing Karaoke. Eric was claiming he was going to sing, but he never did. LIAR.

I had fun, but I’m super tired today. I don’t function well on anything but 8 to 9 hours of sleep. I feel like I’m going to die and my eyes are burning.

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Please know that the Mormon Church donated and or spent $20 million dollars to support the repugnant and discriminatory Proposition 8 on the recent California ballot.

They don’t deserve to keep their tax exempt status because

From IRS Publication 1828 Page 5,
Substantial Lobbying Activity
In general, no organization, including a church, may qualify for IRC section 501(c)(3) status if a substantial part of its activities is attempting to influence legislation (commonly known as lobbying). An IRC section 501(c)(3) organization may engage in some lobbying, but too much lobbying activity risks loss of tax-exempt status.

PLEASE strongly consider signing the petition below. Considering the Mormon historic, and in some cases current, position supporting polygamy, it is outrageous that they, of all people, are such fanatical supporters of so-called “traditional” marriage.

Strip the Mormon church of its status as a religious organization.

Please review and sign petition below:
http://www.mormonsstoleourrights.com

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Friday night I went to the Blanton Museum with Xoch, for the B Scene. We had a great time. We went on one of the tours and it was kind of lame. People were standing around talking about what the artist was thinking, what the painting symbolized, blah blah blah. Talking about art, to me, is like gossip. Nobody REALLY knows what the artist was thinking unless the artist told them. So basically you’re just making stuff up and pretending like you know. It kind of reminded me of reading cheesy gossip magazines (People, Us, InTouch) about celebrities. Those cheesy writers write the stories as if they know firsthand what is going on in someone’s life just because they might know a few facts. It’s total fake BS, and that’s what I felt when all these people were talking about the art. It was also kind of pretentious. I had fun making up my own stories about the art and whispering them to Xoch, causing her to giggle.

Her friend, Caton?, met up with us and he was super fun. We had a great time doing the scavenger hunt activity. They had a sheet with artwork described on it and you had to find the specific piece and then figure something out about the piece, like how many people were drawn in it, or how many “W”s were in the title of the piece. Easy stuff, but yet it was still super fun. The hard part was finding the exhibits and not punching the stupid art guards in the face.

This one young art guard chick got all snippy with us for pointing at the art. She came over and said, “Please don’t point so close to the art.” We were nowhere near touching the art. Then she kept showing up everywhere we went nagging at us about stupid stuff. There were a few interactive pieces that you are SUPPOSED to touch and play with (we went on the tour last month) and she came over with this stank face on and said, “You’re not supposed to stand inside this piece.” Xoch just about ripped her face off… with words. The girl backed off, but I still saw her lurking around corners staring at us.

I told Xoch to throw her hands up at her and yell, “You wanna take this outside?” I was pretty sure if that girl gave us the side eye one more time Xoch was going to throw down, and I was doing all I could to provoke it.

The food this time was not nearly as good and I’m convinced they make their “Blantinis” (get it, Blanton Martini) with hairspray. I guess it’s good that if you’re going to pay $8 for a martini it should be strong, but it SO SHOULD NOT taste like lemon lime hairspray.

In the back of the museum they always have activities. Last time we made buttons, and this time we made origami boxes. I would say it wasn’t quite origami because there were scissors involved, but I’ll let it slide. I know there are ways to make perfectly fine boxes without using scissors, but for the life of me, I could not remember how.

Saturday morning I got up early and headed off to Mississippi for the weekend. I had to be at the airport at 7am and I was to arrive at 10ish. I was hoping for much better flights than the last time. There were small inconveniences going there and coming back but nothing too bad. I didn’t want to stab any of the employees in the neck this time… although the chatty shuttle bus driver that took me to my vehicle once I got back in town deserved to at least get punched in the neck. I don’t care if he was 92, he needed to just shut up and drive. He was standing around trying to crack jokes and be all cute and it was 10:20pm on a Monday. No sir, just take me to my ride and do it quick. I need to sleep, and if he was going to help me get home quick he should at least let me punch him in the neck for enjoyment.

When I arrived in Jackson, MS we had lunch in town and then headed over to Hattiesburg, where Kristi lives. It’s about an hour and a half from Jackson. RES and I sat in the back while Kristi and her momma sat in front. RES was very happy to see me and we chit chatted and played the whole way home.

Kristi and I did the usual; lots of trip to Target, BBQ on the deck, watched movies, and basically just relaxed. Saturday night grandma watched RES while Kristi and I went to have Mexican food for dinner. We went to a cute place next to the theater so we could have drinks and then walk over to see some movies. Dinner was delicious and the drinks were STRONG.

I still have the debit card with the picture of Paco and me on it. I really need to get a new one but I just haven’t made the call to get it yet. I keep thinking they are going to have to cancel this one until the new one arrives and I just can’t bare to be without my debit card for that long. I hate carrying cash!

All of the employees at this Mexican place are from Mexico. They aren’t Mexican Americans, they are Mexicans. Hattiesburg hasn’t really ever had Mexicans until Hurricane Katrina hit and they were the only people willing to go there to work rebuilding stuff. Kristi says it’s been a huge adjustment for the city because nobody in the city speaks Spanish and now there are lots of Spanish speaking people running around who need goods and services. Kristi says all the people at this restaurant are rude and hateful and especially the hostess.

Anyway, so I paid for dinner with my “Paco and Me” debit card and I guess the hostess was intrigued so she came over and asked me in Spanish if I spoke Spanish. Kristi was in the restroom at the time, so the hostess and I had a nice long conversation, all in Spanish. I asked her why she had come to Hattiesburg and she told me that she moved with her “spouse”, whom she was she was with, but not married to. She stressed that twice. I asked her if she liked it in Hattiesburg and she said, “To tell you the truth, No. This place is full of racists and they don’t like us here. There’s nothing for us to do in this town, nowhere to go out and nowhere to go shopping. She said when she lived in Michigan there were no “dark skinned” people around but yet everyone was still super nice. In Hattiesburg it’s all racists.

When I told the story to Kristi she understood why the staff was always rude. Kristi also said it made sense because she hears people ordering their food by talking really slow and REALLY LOUD as if the staff is not only foreign but dumb as well. I can’t imagine how horrible it must be for them to live there. I was there three days and I was ready to off myself. I don’t know how Kristi does it.

After dinner we went to the movie theater to see Zach and Miri, which was so not as funny as it should have been, and so not worth $8. And you know that’s saying a lot considering I had drank 3 margaritas at dinner. I can’t imagine how dull that movie would have been had I been completely sober.

We had planned to see Role Models after Zach and Miri, and do a double feature kind of thing. I asked Kristi as the first movie was ending if we were going to go out and pay for our next tickets or just sneak in to Role Models. We decided to sneak in. We really didn’t get our money’s worth on the first movie. It sucked and the sound system in the theater sucked. The sound ONLY came from the front and whenever the audience laughed (and they laughed at EVERYTHING) I couldn’t hear anything being said in the movie. HORRIBLE SOUND SYSTEM!

So we snuck (or really just walked) into Role Models. During the previews things got a little weird. We must not have been the only people to sneak in because management came in and was walking around. It was a PACKED theater and there were other people who didn’t have seats. One of the managers came and stood right next to our aisle and pointed near us. Then another lady came over and walked up to him holding up two fingers. I think they were looking at the empty seats, one on the side of Kristi and one on the side of me. I wasn’t sure so I was getting a little worried that somehow they knew we snuck in.

Then they started randomly going up to people asking to see their tickets. I could NOT believe it. How rude is that? Had I actually paid for a ticket and they had asked to see it, in front of everyone, while the movie was playing there would have been hell to pay. They would be giving me my money back and free tickets. That would be SO embarrassing and they disturbed the movie. I couldn’t believe they actually thought they were going to catch whoever snuck in.

I’ll admit that I was worried for a bit that they were going to come over and ask us to move over so those two empty seat would be together, and while asking us to move they would ask to see our tickets and be busted. I was thinking about how I wasn’t going to make it back to work on time because I was going to be IN JAIL! Fortunately nothing happened and we got away with it. Oooh livin’ on the edge! We’re Mavericks like John McCain!

That was the extent of excitement on my trip. I took a bunch of pictures with RES, since I always end up just taking pics of him and none with him. I needed pics of us together for my apartment. When we got to the airport last night he was so excited. He thought he was going with me and he was SO MAD when he realized I was leaving him. Kristi said he cried and cried and was so upset.

The flight back to Austin was terrible. There was so much turbulence and it made me so nauseous, and it also really messed up my sinuses. I still feel kind of sick. The good thing was that the entire way home I had an aisle seat and nobody sitting next to me. I think looking mean, and having a bald head with a beard, really pays off when flying because nobody wants to sit next to me.

It was hard coming into work this morning, but I made it. It’s going to be a long week. I have a ton of personal and business stuff to do.

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Last night I went to a client appreciation party that one of the REALTORS® in our office was throwing. I went to pick up Heather, my “date”, for the party and we got a little sidetracked and end up getting to the party a little late.

I had a nice time. It wasn’t at all what I had expected, but that’s not a bad thing. I liked the venue (Manchaca Firehall) and if it was closer I would totally have my next birthday party there! I need to find a venue like that closer in town.

They were serving catfish and I’ve never had it before. I’ve really just starting eating fish, which has long been a huge NO NO for me. It was actually ok. I don’t imagine it’s something I will ever crave, but I didn’t make me want to hurl, so that’s good.

I was so exhausted when I got home that I went right to bed. I slept hard and really had to fight to wake up this morning. I had a crazy dream that I was in high school again and I couldn’t find my classes or my locker. I have this dream pretty often. I’m guess it means that I’m feeling lost or like my affairs aren’t really in order.

I downloaded David Archuleta’s CD yesterday. It’s not fantastic, but it’s not bad either. I’m still getting used to it.

Tonight I’m going to the B Scene at the Blanton with Xochi. That should be fun; I really enjoyed the last one.

After that, I have to go home and pack because I’m going to Mississippi again tomorrow. My flight leaves at 8:10am, so I’ll probably need to get up around 6ish to head out to the airport.

I’m really looking forward to this trip. Kristi and I are going out to have margaritas and Mexican food Saturday night and then walking across the street to the theater to watch “Zack & Miri” and then “Role Models.”

We haven’t hung out alone (no baby, no boyfriends, etc) since Vegas back in July of 2006! It should be a good time!

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Went to an election party last night at Eric’s and I’m so glad it got to be a fun party instead of a pity party. I was pretty confident that Obama would win, but still a little scared the evil right wing would find a way to cheat the election again.

It was fun hanging out with Javi/Tom, Shannon, Eric, Taylor, and Reno. There were other people there, but I didn’t know them and I’m not really taking on new people right now.

I stayed at the party long enough to hear Obama be declared the winner, and then listened to McCain’s concession speech on the radio as I drove home.

I went to bed with this horrible feeling that I was going to wake up and find out that Obama had been assassinated during the night. I really fear for that man’s life. I hope he has some top notch Secret Service peeps.

I’m very excited about the future now and I really feel like things are going to get better. I just don’t think I could have handled another four years of Republicans.

I really feel like people only vote Republican for two reasons (I’ll spare them from naming stupidity as a reason); because they have money or because they have GOD.

I just can’t see voting for a party that discriminates in the name of God. Granted, there are plenty of other reasons not to vote Republican, but hate is the main one for me.

This morning I was reading quotes from international leaders congratulating Obama. This one from the Zimbabwe opposition party Movement for Democratic Change really struck me.

“Obama’s victory will hopefully usher in a departure from the politics of polarization, fear, unilateralism and arrogance that has defined the Bush doctrine in the last eight years. Indeed, we hope that Obama will open new avenues of dialogue of new interaction based on respect of all countries irrespective of the size of national budgets or the number of fighter jets owned.”

That could not have been better said. I’ll be so glad when that jackass is out of office and the country can begin healing itself and mending international relations. I’m tired of being embarrassed to be an American.

And while the majority of the country got it right voting for Obama, three states (California, Florida and Arizona) got one other thing completely WRONG. They all voted against Gay Marriage. Idiots.

I just don’t understand why people are so against gay marriage when there are so many more important issues to fight. Protecting the “sanctity of marriage” from the Gays is ridiculous. If these politicians and religious nuts are so interested in protecting the “sanctity of marriage” they should be fighting against spousal abuse and child abuse. They should try to pass laws to make adultery illegal and punishable.

But they would never do that because then they’d be pointing the finger at themselves and their own people, and you know they don’t want to do that. No, it’s so much easier to blame the Gays for everything.

It’s not about protecting the “sanctity of marriage,” it’s about putting someone else down so they can feel good. These people are so weak that they can’t see the good in life unless they have the evil to which they can compare.

I’m done ranting now.

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Wanda Sykes is HILARIOUS. You HAVE TO WATCH THIS:

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I realized just recently why I was so tired last week, and having such a hard time. I made a huge cut back on my caffeine intake. DUH. I’m really trying to only have one Mt Dew a day, and then drink only water.

Friday night was Eric’s Dia de los Mueros Fiesta. I got home from work and shortly afterward Matt showed up. We killed a little time at Target and then spent a ton of time playing “Wordsmith” on my TiVo. We made a pretty good team and learned some new words. That game is mega-addicting!

We headed out to the party around 8:20. Eric did an AWESOME job of decorating for the party. You can see all the pics here:

http://picasaweb.google.com/ericschultz512/DiaDeLosMuertosHallowenParty#

Click any of the pics to see them larger.

I barely recognized Eric when I came in. His outfit was great and he really went the extra mile bleaching his hair. I believe he was “Terry” from Reno 911, but I could be wrong.

Matt and I started off the night playing Air Hockey and then pool with a couple of kids that were hanging around looking bored. I’m not very good at pool. I don’t call my shots and I’m lucky if I hit anything, so if I hit something and it goes in a pocket, that’s the pocket I intended it to go in and just deal with it. I usually can get ONE good game, but then rest stink.

David showed up and we barely recognized him. I wish he hadn’t told me earlier that he had grown a beard and shaved his heard. That would have been a fun surprise. He was dressed as a Chippendale dancer. I was very proud of him because he went way out of his comfort zone for that costume.

I was also surprised by Robert’s costume. I knew he was going to be in drag, but I kind of figured it would be campy drag. I had no idea he’d do a very good Geisha. I was impressed!

His friends Amber and Tiffany were so much fun. I had such a great time hanging out with them. I’m still cracking up over Amber asking where he drink was, while it was in her hand. I was also very amused by the imaginary drink she was carrying around.

Amber was having a good time and it was obvious when she kissed Tiffany’s boob because she wanted to leave a lipstick mark on it, and then she asked if she could kiss my nipple. Who am I to deny a girl her pleasures?

While out in the patio/bar, I was talking to Matt, Michelle, and David. Matt was asking if guys see him as unapproachable and we all told him no. Then I asked the same thing and got a resounded “Yes” and “Oh God Yes.” OUCH.

Matt said that I am too good of a dancer and that’s why he was afraid to talk to me. I don’t remember what David said. My sister said it’s cuz I look mean. Which is evidenced by these two recent pictures. I haven’t decided yet if being unapproachable is a good or bad thing.

Later on in the night I was telling my new friend Christi/Carissa that every time I used the restroom upstairs I had to check behind the shower curtain because I was scared someone was going to jump out and scare me… which then gave me the great idea to do that exact thing to other people. She was up for it, so we ran upstairs and hid behind the shower curtain and scared people out of their minds. OMG it was the most fun I’ve had in a long long time.

This one guy that we scared was freaked out and crying about how we needed to give him a Valium so he could calm down. We were pretty sure something got caught in the zipper when we scared him.

Matt and I ended up leaving the party around 2:15ish, I think. I had a great time. I’m glad that we didn’t leave to go downtown, like so many other people, because I heard it was insanity downtown. Parking was crazy, traffic was insane, and there were huge lines to get into the bars. NO THANKS!

Saturday I went to do some shopping. I had some gift cards that I got from cashing in my VISA rewards. YAYS! I went to the mall and totally got some great deals! I got four great jeans and a pair of really cute sneakers and only spent about what one of those jeans actually cost.

Saturday night I had made plans to go to the Rusty Spur. I had the worst time trying to find something to wear. I think I changed 6 or 7 times before finally giving up and just throwing something on. I was super frustrated, but I think I still picked out something nice.

I had a good time out, not as good as usual, but still good. I danced a ton. I sweated out about 3 pounds… literally. I weighed myself before I left and when I got home. One of the bartenders said that he was sure I had lost 40 pounds. I would like to have lost 10, but 3 is a good start. If I could do that several times a week, I’d be in perfect shape. FYI. I drank tons of water, so I wasn’t dehydrated.

Today I haven’t done much of anything. I went grocery shopping and then watched some TiVo and some movies. I haven’t felt like being social today.

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I haven’t blogged in a while because I don’t really have anything to say. I’ve been really tired and worn out this week. Allergies are beating me down and I’m not sleeping so well. I’ve also had a lot of anxiety, and I think some of it’s been from crazy dreams.

I’ve just been lying around at night watching the television and trying to relax. I’ve very excited for Daylight Savings and getting to sleep in an extra hour. YAYS!

Time Warner finally worked out their deal with the local NBC station so my TV will be whole again. Oh which reminds me, I really want to go buy some new books and read more, so if anyone has some good recommendations please let me know. I like books that are easy to read, fun and kind of light. I like books that are written kind of conversationally, not all smarts and literature like. BORING.

I’ve had a few weird dreams this week. One night I had a dog and I took it with me everywhere and didn’t like when other people tried to play with it or pet it. It was my best friend and I was always cuddling up with it on the couch and such. I woke up and I felt so gross and dirty. I’m SO NOT a dog person. I had to get right into the shower. Eeeuwww It was more like a nightmare than a dream, only I didn’t realize it was a nightmare until I woke up.

I had another dream that I had been framed for murder and the police were chasing me down the street. I woke up scared and feeling super anxious so I snoozed awhile longer and forced myself to think relaxing thoughts because I didn’t want to start my work day feeling like that.

I had a psychic moment with Kristi earlier this week. Before I explain it, you have to understand that I NEVER notice gas prices. I just buy gas wherever because it’s all expensive and the 5 cent difference between stations doesn’t bother me that much. You HAVE to buy gas so there is no point obsessing about it and stressing out.

My friend Jennifer is always asking me how much gas is here and telling me how cheap it is in Corpus. I never know what the price is here and she’s always shocked that I don’t pay attention.

Ok, so that having been stated, I was driving Tuesday and I noticed the gas price at a station in my hood and I immediately though, “I should call Kristi and tell her what it is here and see what it is there.” RANDOM.

Well, a few hours later Kristi (who lives in MS) and I were talking and she said, “Gas here is $1.97. Can you believe it?” I nearly fell out of my chair. We NEVER talk about this kind of stuff. I told her how I had thought about this earlier and she even said how weird it was for her to be talking about it because, and this is the best part, “You have to buy gas. There’s no point in stressing out about price, so I don’t even bother looking at it.”

So bizarre. We have the same philosophy about gas prices and yet we both thought about it on the same day. I know this may not be interesting to anyone else but me, but it so is.

Kristi and I have some weird kind of mind link. We are always doing stuff like this, and it always seems like when one of us really needs to talk or needs a friend, the other one shows up.

Ok onto Halloween. I’m not dressing up. I don’t dress up. I think I’ve figured out that reason that I don’t dress up is kind of OCD. I wouldn’t dress up unless it was going to be like the best costume ever, because I don’t like to do things half-hazardly, and I would feel like a loser if I just threw something together. So, because I know it would have to be a super detailed and thought out costume (which I keep spelling custome for some weird reason) and would take lots of work, I just don’t even bother trying. Lame.

Plus I think costumes have become so lame lately. I think Halloween costumes should ONLY be scary and evil things. I’m so tired of lame costumes. Occupations are not costumes (Doctor, Policeman, Nurse, whatever) and Halloween is not an excuse to be a tramp either and wear lingerie as a costume. I’m tired of seeing all the naughty nurse, sexy cop and slutty maid type outfits. I want to see scary costumes and nothing else. It’s Halloween! Your costume shouldn’t be something that a normal person might actually be on a daily basis.

I do, however, think its funny when celebrities dress as other celebrities. It’s cute and it’s kind of like they think they’re normal people… but they so are not.

Alrighty… It’s time to get to work.

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