Last night we went to work out early. I actually lasted the full 30 minutes on the elliptical, which was amazing because my knee cap felt like it was going to explode off after about 14 minutes. I pushed on and ellipticalled (is that a word) through the pain, and it wasn’t because there were hotties around to look at it!
After the gym I went to the store to get some more groceries. I am eternally grocery shopping, but yet never have food. It’s because I’m a jackass and I only have the patience to buy enough food to last for a day or two, and then I have to keep going back for more. People in the grocery store stress me out because they are always standing around looking confused, acting as if they aren’t blocking everyone’s way. GET OUT OF MY WAY!
I go in and I know what I want and where it is, and I get frustrated with having to navigate around people that seem to be clueless to that fact that there is anyone else around. Sometimes I really wish I could carry around a cattle prod with me everywhere, shocking everyone that annoys me or gets in my way.
Today I have to go to court at 1:30 to fight a traffic ticket. I’m not looking forward to it. It’s a BAD ticket. I’m not really trying to get out of the ticket, because I think that would be impossible. I just want them to lower the fine and let me take defensive driving. You see, the ticket was for going 25 mph over the limit… in a school zone. I KNOW, I KNOW, it’s horrible.
I didn’t know it was a school zone. I never drive over there during the day time! I honestly don’t think I was going that fast either. See, I wasn’t the one that was clocked with the radar gun. It was the lady in the minivan in front of me. It was one of those setups where one cop down the road guns the driver, and then radios ahead to another cop to pull you over. So the cop that pulled me over pulled over the mini van lady and me. When he came to my vehicle he specifically said to me, “We clocked her at 55mph and you seemed to be following close behind her, that’s why I pulled you over.” So I think I have a good chance of getting some kind of leniency.
Wish me luck!
I haven’t ellipticalled in months. I’m backsliding back into Scrawny White Boy Syndrome….BAD.
Does the Rx not help with the want to kill peeps? I was like that at lunch today. I think today is National Show Your Stupidity Day. Everywhere I went. I had to RUSH back to the safety of my desk at work.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could Tazer people at will? Man…I would have had to recharge the battery by the time I got back from lunch.
Sorry…I am in a foul-ass mood today, and can’t hide it.
Good luck with the ticket. I haven’t gotten one in YEARS (knock on wood….does faux wood finish count?).
Left by Mark on November 30th, 2005