Michelle and I decided to skip working out on Tuesdays because of bowling. It’s too much to have to rush to the gym after work, then rush home and change to go to bowling. The bowling will have to be enough exercise on those days.

It was so nice not having to work out yesterday. I took a little nap, which is something I haven’t been able to do in weeks. Oooh, I was some kind of mad when that alarm went off to wake me from my nap. Mad and bitter… and angry. I did not want to wake up. I tried to convince myself that I could sleep a little longer, but deep down I knew I had to get up.

We met up at Waterloo Ice House for dinner before bowling and had the worst waitress. I hated her. I really did not like her in the least. She left us without beverages for like 15 minutes and she kept taking forever to come back to get our order, or to check on us. I know what it takes to be a good waiter, I’ve done it. I don’t put up with much from waitstaff.

Michelle and I wanted the chicken sandwich with honey mustard, but we’re very picky about our honey mustard. I had to get hated waitress to bring a sample of the dressing. It was nasty so we ordered the chicken strips instead, which I wasn’t all that fond of either. I like my strips breaded, not floured. We are both extra picky about our food. The mashed potatoes that came with it, had skin in them. Not people skin, cuz that would be extra nasty, but potato skins… which isn’t much better.

The honey mustard at Chili’s is the BEST. I wish I could find some at the grocery store that was similar. If anyone knows of a honey mustard dressing that tastes like the one at Chili’s, please let me know. Actually, the one at Chick-Fil-A is pretty good too. I’d settle for that one.

Anyway… bowling was extra fun last night. Eric, Michelle, and I took quizzes from Michelle’s girly magazines that she brought with her. We learned what our Pleasure Potential is, and if we are “French” or not, and a few others. Eric was cracking us up with his answers. That boy is incredibly left brained. One of the questions was “do you sometimes get lost in sensual moments, such as kissing?” He said, “What? Like get lost? Like you stop kissing and don’t know where you are? No. That’s dumb.”

He thought most of the questions in the Pleasure Potential Quiz were dumb, which is why he FAILED miserably. I was the winner. Well, Michelle says there was no winner, but I had the higher score, so clearly that makes me the winner. Don’t hate!

Now if only I could get high score on the bowling as well. Michelle was the only one bowling well, or I should say bowling better than her average. You know we have a vacant spot on our team, and the vacant spot gets an automatic 130 average each game. The vacant had the highest score in each of our games. How sad is that? We bowled worse than a NOBODY.

I didn’t really care about bowling poorly, I was having fun and that’s all that really matters. My bowling boyfriend, Danny, was bowling near us. He was bowling against Andy’s team. There aren’t many (like NONE) cute guys in the league, so you gotta lay came to anything you can as soon as you see it. I claimed him like two years ago. Now, he does have a boyfriend and they’ve been together for years and years and years, but I don’t let that bother me.

So this morning, on the radio, they are talking about kids doing adults things. People are calling in with stories about kids they see, or know, that do adult things like drinking coffee or getting their nails done. This woman called in to say her 6 year old loves to drink coffee. What? Where is CPS? How do you give a 6 year old coffee? She said he “craves it!” Uh, yeah jackass… it’s caffeine, it’s an addiction!

This other lady said she spent $200 to get her 11 year old daughter’s nails and hair done. That’s just insanity. So many parents are just dumb. They set their kids up to be nightmares and then complain about how bad they are. I knew this one couple, my ex’s sister’s family, and they gave the kids caffeine all the time, then they were always yelling at them to calm down and behave. How dumb are you? You get them high on caffeine and then expect them to behave?

They would even put Coke in the baby’s sippy cup. She would scream if she saw someone drinking Coke and she didn’t get any. They would laugh about it and they thought it was so cute. Uh NO, you’re stupid, you don’t deserve children!

Tonight I’m supposed to hang out with M.Lo to make invitations for White Girl’s baby shower. I’ve already designed them, we just need to print and assemble them. Ok time to get back to work!

Posted by Tomithey on Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 at 9:06 am.