still no internets
These past two nights have no been all that eventful. I worked out last night. I’m really amused by the ladies that show up to the gym all made up with their hair done and do the lightest workouts possible. I swear they are there just to pick up men. There’s one that had to most hideous hair. She has a big fake fall and it doesn’t even match her (I hesitate to say) natural hair color.
I had a nice salad for dinner last night, then ate entirely too much ice cream for dessert. You see, I figured that I had enough ice cream to last me two more days, but I feel guilty every time I eat it because it’s going against me working out. So last night I decided to eat ALL of the leftover ice cream and feel a little guilty one night, and then not have to eat it (and feel guilty) for the rest of the week! Good plan right?!?!?
Today I went shopping after work. My sister tipped me off about Dillards having some workout clothes on sale, so I had to go check it out. I bought four shorts and four shirts. WOOT WOOT. Of course, then I had to go buy some new sneakers because I can’t be wearing new clothes with old sneakers. No sir. I have to have the entire package.
Speaking of looking good. Ever since I shaved/buzzed the head, I’ve been getting all kinds of attention from boys. It’s so strange! I guess I wasn’t as hot as I thought, but yays for now suddenly being desirable.
I’ve been watching So You Think You Can Dance?. I am so addicted. I want this on DVD so I can watch the routines over and over and over again. Tonight the Paso Doble was excellent, but then disco routine was freaking unbelievable. I was in awe. I wish I could watch it a million times over.
I wonder if the girls on this show got all excited when they met all the hot boys… only to be sourly disappointed to find out they are all GAY. I swear there is not one straight contestant on that show. Poor ladies…
Then there’s the judges. That one judge, Mary Murphy, scares me. When she smiles, it looks like her teeth are trying to escape. It has something to do with her teeth being enormous and her mouth not being able to open wide enough for them. It’s scary! And tonight she was wearing a choker, and believe me, it was earning it’s name. Her neck looked like a trapped piece of sausage. Just wrong.
And you know the host ain’t much better either. She has unmistakably collagen enhanced lips, yet she still has NO LIPS?!?!? She’s pretty, but something about her just is not right. I think she’s had too much work done. She’s crossed the barrier of touching up, to Michael Jackson territory.
I really want Nick and Melody to win. They are just too cute.
Ok peeps, time to shower, shave, and get to bed.
Feeling: sleepy
Hearing: Lucas Prata - Ma Ya Hi
Ok, I’m scared. You have the same rationalizations as I do.
I bought a bag of peanut m&m’s at Sam’s. The bag was about the size of a California King pillow case. I couldn’t stand the temptation anymore….so I ate them all. I was eating them like they were potato chips. munch munch. There…no more temptation, and life is good again.
I work out with old people…no makeup, no weaves, no nothin’. This one ole gal had me crackin’ up. She was putting more effort into chewing her gum than into the crunch machine (which had the peg SO totally pulled out). I finally had to look away, I felt a big donkey smile cross my face.
I watched Death Becomes Her last night..again. No matter how many times I watch it, it cracks me up.
Good luck with the Internets.
Left by Mark on September 1st, 2005