I had intended on going home and relaxing and napping, but my phone kept ringing like crazy, and when it wasn’t ringing I was getting text messages (or as my phone calls them, short mail).
Ryan wanted to go to dinner and Andrea wanted me to go hang out at her house to watch the shows. I wanted to sleep, but I gave in and decided to hang out with both of them. So I picked Andrea up at work and took her with me to have dinner with Ryan… only I didn’t tell Ryan.
I was going to call Michelle to go with us since we were in the Arboretum, but I think she was at home dying from a dentist appointment and Liz was taking care of her.
Ok, so this is the part of the story where you realize we act like 12 years olds ALL THE TIME and everyone around us hates us.
Andrea was messaging Ryan asking him to hang out with her. He was ignoring her messages because him and I had plans. Then Andrea started calling him and he was ignoring her calls. Ryan calls me and is bitching about how Andrea won’t leave him alone and he feels bad ignoring her but what should he do? So I tell him to keep ignoring her. Meanwhile, Andrea and I are cracking up.
In retrospect, it doesn’t seem that funny… but it was.
On the way to dinner at PF Changs, we called ahead and got reservations. Well, Andrea did… because when I called the rude lady just hung up on me.
When we got there Andrea hid and I waited for Ryan outside. When he showed up we had about 10 minutes to wait. We chatted and Andrea kept messaging and calling us. Ryan had no clue what was going on. He’s not that bright. He did think that she knew we were together, even though I was only telling her, “I can’t talk right now, I’m with people.” He said she was smart enough to figure it out, which is funny because Andrea said Ryan was definitely not smart enough to figure out what we were up to. RUDENESS, but oh so funny.
So anyways… Andrea gets a table then messages Ryan to tell me it’s time. So we go into Changs and Ryan is all, “What’s going on? What does that mean? It’s time for what?” I said, “It’s time for our table!” He was so confused, and still couldn’t figure it out. I walked over to sit with Andrea (after a brief moment of not being able to find her) and he followed shortly after and was NOT amused at our (mostly her’s) prank.
I ordered the Mongolian Beef and Chicken Fried Rice with no veggies, so I could have plenty of leftovers for lunch today. Ryan had the cripsy honey chicken and Andrea ordered the Szechuan Chicken, only the way she pronounces it sounds more like, “Can I have SEXY JUAN CHICKEN!” We (including the waiter) teased her about that like crazy.
At the end of our meal we convinced Andrea to ask the waiter for some “Up Dog” to go. We could not stop laughing, but it ended up working out. She asked, “Can we get some Up Dog to go?” Waiter (Eric) was so confused, “You want a doggie bag?” “No, can we get some up dog?”, she asked again. Then he finally said it, “What is up dog?” Oh we just about peed ourselves, but he was SO NOT AMUSED. If would have been better if Andrea could have responded with “Nothing dog what’s up with you!?!?!?!”
Oh good times! Eric came back later and said he finally got the joke. Whatever. We were still laughing at how stupid we were. I swear I thought I was going to choke and die. She had asked him for the up dog right as I was getting a drink of my Coke. I had a mouthful of Coke and I couldn’t stop laughing. I was choking up Coke for a long time afterwards.
After dinner we went to Ryan’s to watch the NBC shows on his TIVO. He was being incredibly RUDE to us. He was sitting at his desk ignoring us and yelling at us to shut up. Then he was getting all pissy when we asked him to fast forward through the commercials. Then every now and then he would laugh a SUPER HARD FAKE laugh and annoy us.
Oh, and then he RUINED The Apprentice for us. He was being all pissy about having to fast forward through commercials so he thought he was being funny by fast forwarding through The Apprentice and we happened to catch a glimpse of Raj in the Taxi so we knew he lost and the suspense was therefore RUINED. He RUINED our entire experience of watching the show!
But it gets worse! Then at the end he was trying to turn it off before we even got to see Raj riding home in the cab. We demanded to see it and then he DELETED the program and yelled, “Ooops!”. RUDE. We were ready to beat him down. I think maybe he was off of his medication.
Then he mentioned in his journal about how WE were rude. NO little Ryan, it was you, and we will forgive you, but you owe us BIG TIME!
Ok, that is all for now.
