I left work early on Friday to go to the dentist. That was no a fun experience. Not that it usually is, but this time was less fun that usual. I had chipped a tooth and was going to get a crown.
Everything was going fine until mr dentist left to go work on another patient and left Tran (the crazy Asian dental assistant) work on me alone. She did a mold of my tooth for the crown, then did some other stuff, then left and came back with another dental assistant, the cute (possibly gay) Latino one… which was totally uncool.
So this is the conversation the two have while I’m laying there with my mouth wide open.
Boy: Doe he want you to use the red or the green?
Tran: I think the red
Boy: But sometimes he uses the green.
Tran: Then use the green.
Boy: But what if he wants the red?
Tran: Just use whatever.
UM… HELLO I’m not out, I’m still awake and hearing this entire conversation! I was not amused. So then he stars digging around in my mouth and asks her, “Tran did you pull out the old stuff?” She says no and he goes, “Ay yay yay!” Um.. hello? Still awake and hearing ALL of this!
So then he starts removing something from my mouth and calls her over to watch as he says, “See, you left all of this in there. You have to dig around for it and scrape it out.” Then she says, “Wow, he is bleeding really bad.”
Very unprofessional behavior. I was seriously thinking this was the worst dental appointment ever.
Well, apparently the mold Tran did was messed up because cute boy had to do another mold. So again I had to clench my teeth together for 7 minutes while the mold dried. At least when cute boy did it, he didn’t hit my lips on the way in and smear the mold all over my face like Tran did.
Oh, and apparently my lips are always in the way because both the cute boy and the dentist kept pinching them against my teeth while they were digging up in there. Dentist even asked, “oooh, did I get your lip?” Not that I could answer with his two entire hands up in my mouth.
So after cute boy does the mold, I have to sit there for like 20 minutes while the dentist works on someone else because cute boy needs him to verify the mold before he puts my temporary crown on. FUN!
Oh, it was a sucky appointment and my mouth is STILL sore. I also got really nauseous and felt like I was going to throw up because Tran did a horrible job with the suction and I kept swallowing nasty liquids. Oh, and one time she was trying to rinse my mouth and she pushed the trigger too hard on the squirty thing and sand blasted my tonsils and I gagged and started chocking. Good Times.
So anyways… I went in at 2 and came out at 4:15. It was a horrible.
Later on I went to meet up with Steve (txseteve) at his place and then we went to PF Chang’s for dinner. We had the cute white waiter with the big manly hands. He was giving me some serious eye action, but I don’t think he is gay.
Later while we were eating this other waiter came to wait on the table in front of us and we froze staring at his belt. He was kind of punk rock looking and wearing a Luis Vitton belt. Yes, and the kind that looks like the purses… with the brown leather and the goldish LVs all over it. Seriously it was WRONG.
Do they even make LV belts for boy?
Anyways… dinner was fun and yummy. After dinner I dropped Steve off and went to meet up with Brenna and NewGirl at Trudy’s. I got there first, so I had to wait a while. I was pleasantly entertained by the couple fighting in the parking lot. Ooooh, was she mad at her boyfriend. It was great!
Brenna and NewGirl were also being joined by Mike and Meghan (or however you spell that name). They were all supposed to go out afterwards. I was planning on going to Rainbow, but was not properly dressed for it.
I was wearing my blue suede shoes and my blue drivers cap, which apparently all the waitresses love (or at least the one at PF Chang’s and the one at Trudy’s). So I had one margarita, then drove home to change because I was going to go out with them for a little while, then go to Rainbow.
So I drove all the way home and changed into something more country, which took about 40 minutes to get there and back. When I got back to Trudy’s they were just getting ready to pay the bill. The waitress came over to me and said, “I love your costumes!” I said, “COSTUMES?!?!?!?”
She apologized and said she loved my outfits and then said that I also needed an outfit with a construction hat. I laughed and had to admit that I do in fact have a construction worker hat. So we had this little conversation about doing the Village People.
Mike and Meghan decided not to go out, so Brenna, NewGirl, and I went out on our own. We drove down to La Jotaria (or as NewGirl calls it, Fagtown) to park. We went to Rainbow first and stayed all of 6.25 minutes.
Brenna was ready to leave and “go where straight boys would be.” So we left and walked from 5th and Lavaca to 6th street at IH-35 and then walked all down 6th. NewGirl picked the next place to go and picked Mug Shots, so we walked over to like 7th street to go there.
That place was lame, so we hung out for one drink and then went walking again. Brenna wanted to go bootie dancing, but I said I wouldn’t go anywhere that had a cover. We went to Platinum X and there was a $5 cover for men only. So Brenna paid for my cover because she really wanted to bootie dance.
Brenna danced with me for a while and I danced by myself a lot, then later in the night I noticed these two cute Black ladies by the dance floor, the older one came to dance with me and I had so much fun with her. She was being kind of grabby too… grabbing all up on me and stuff. I let her unbutton my shirt, so I must have be in a good mood… oh wait, I was having a blast.
I danced with her for quite a while, then the younger one came over and I danced with her for a while. Then the other one came back and I danced with both of them together. I was having SO much fun.
I took a break from dancing with them and went back to Brenna and NewGirl. Brenna asked if we could go, so I said yes and we left and walked back to the car. On the way to the car we saw some dumb hick almost get into a fight with someone walking across the street. Unfortunately, nothing happened but a lot of yelling.
Then some dumb frat boy walking across the street saw me and yelled out, “COWBOY! YEAH!” NewGirl and Brenna found that hilarious and continued to repeat it like 400 times on the way to the garage and then again as I dropped them off.
Also on the way to the garage this drunk blond straight lady saw me and yelled out, “Tim McGraw!” I turned around and immediately recognized her. She has done this before at Charlie’s. She came over to tell me I looked like Tim and then called her friends over to back her up, then tried to feel me up. Gross.
I dropped the girls off at Brenna’s car and then went home. I was so tired and dehydrated.
Today I got up at 12ish and have done nothing so far. Later I will go to txsteve’s BBQ. Then I think I might call it a night and just stay home and chill out. I don’t think I can handle another night out.
