Ok so last night… What happened?
I went home and played around on the computer for a tiny bit. I tried to take a nap, but then Gina called, so I talked to her for a while. Then I called M.Lo to solidify our plans. I got to take a short nap after that.
Newgirl called me to let me know she had bus issues and would be downtown. So I went to pick up M.Lo and we headed downtown to pick up Newgirl. She was working the corner of 7th and Congress when we picked her up. I don’t think she had made any money yet.
We went to have dinner at El Mercado on Lavaca. Oh, and I almost ran over some black man on the way. Good thing M.Lo was paying attention to the road, because I very seldom do.
Dinner was the yummiest. I forgot how yummy their enchiladas are… well after you remove all the offensive vegetable bits from on top. The waiter was HORRIBLE. He had a thing for ignoring us and making bad jokes. He got our order wrong and tried to charge us for an extra margarita.
Oh, and apparently while ordering Tecate, Newgirl has to make Karate chopping motions. There’s some kind of Tecate/Karate connection there that nobody else knows about.
After dinner we went to MoMo’s to see Dan’s wife play. She’s in a band called, Jasmine Rain. It wasn’t really anything the three of us would normally find ourselves enjoying, but we had a good time. Mostly we had a good time making fun of each other (mostly Newgirl).
I got touched a lot, but unfortunately not by any hot boys… just M.Lo. She kept pinching my nipples and rubbing her J.Lo booty on me. I’d like to say that I kept my hands to myself, like the good little homo I am, but I don’t want to lie… so we’ll just leave it at that.
The bartender was really hot (at least from the neck down) and I was pretty sure he wasn’t 100% straight. M.Lo wasn’t so sure until he ignored her flirts, then she was all, “Oh yeah, he’s gay.”
After the show we dropped Newgirl off at Mugshots; she’s a party animal. M.Lo and I were going to go out, but we’re like old and stuff, so we just went home. I dropped her off at her place and then I went home.
I am really surprised that I have no plans this weekend, and a tiny bit THRILLED about it. I think I am going to have drinks with Gina after work, then I’m a free man.

