Picked up Sammy and Rose tonight and went to Xoch’s art showing exhibit thingy in E Austin. It was held at the Creative Labs at some Press place, I forget. They had snow in the driveway… why? I tried to park in a close spot that Rose and I swore was ok, but Sammy (aka Parking Nazi) said it was Handicap and therefor forbid us to park there. 
The show was pretty cool. We got to see some interesting art, and some not so interesting art. We had some wine, some other drink, and some shi-shi food. Xoch’s boyfriend was there, and so was Nancy (aka Madre Teresa). I used to be so annoyed by her, now I love her. Weird.
We ditched on the art show and went to the Roaring Fork to have some apps and some drinks. Rose ordered the Bloody Mary. No. It was not happening there. Sammy’s said his Chocolate Martini was pretty darn good though.
Rose had to ask Ms Cute Little Blond Waitress to bring some Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce so she could fix her drink up. Rose still didn’t like it, so she traded it in for a Huckleberry Margarita.
I had ordered the “Big Ass Burger”, and I said, “Meat, Bacon, and Cheese only.” Little did I know that she would take that to mean, no bun either. Eh, who cares… like I needed the bun anyway.
Matty Curtis showed up, and he’s the best. We spent the evening making fun of people, telling “your momma” jokes, and impersonating each other. Matt did the 100 different grunts of Sammy, and what each grunt means. He also did all the best Rose impersonations. Sam did an impersonation of the faces that I make. Good times…
After we left the restaurant we jammed out to some Dolly Parton as I dropped off Rose and Sammy. I admitted that I thought Kenny Rogers was a little sexy, and Sammy nearly vomited. Then later Sammy saw some old skinny bearded homeless looking guy on the street and said, “Look, there’s your boyfriend… Skinny Rogers.”
I’ll take the shame on that one.
I’m exhausted, so I’m going to crawl up into bed and read a little of my book and go to sleep.
